Bio

I want to visit every country in the world. So far I’ve been to four.
I’m a major foodie.
I can cook.
I hate doing dishes.
I’m a coffee snob.
I have a penchant for unfiltered bourbon and banh mi sandwiches.
I’m probably a hipster.
I know the definition of the word “ironic,” but I’m still terrified of using it incorrectly so I almost never do.
I only have one tattoo, but I have plans for full sleeves.
I think the movie Brick is the most perfectly made movie in history. There may be some that are better, or more significant, but none that are nearly as perfect in every way.
I read a lot, but very few classics. I always mean to read them one day, but right after this next trash fantasy novel.
I listen to a ridiculous amount of music. Please don’t ask me what my favorite band is.
I can play bass guitar, but not very well and I really have no idea what I’m doing.
I’m originally from California, and I feel the need to specify which half. Northern.
I love to dance, and I’m actually pretty good at it.
Chances are if I’ve met you, I love you. Don’t be weird about it.
I’m afraid of heights and of dogs that bark, no matter how big or small. Quiet dogs are fine.
I love cats. I feel like we have an understanding.

I feel like by this point you know me more than I know you. Maybe we should fix that.